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Monday, February 14, 2011

Types of film students

Pretentious
They have messy hair and always talk with their head tilted and one eye half closed. In their free time they either watch art films, smoke cigarettes, smoke drugs, or smoke just about anything else. Their films are only good to watch when drunk or high.

Guerrilla
Will do absolutely anything to "get the shot"(no pain no gain). Wears a Che Guevara shirt 365 days a year(the same one). Usually make films that have a lot of action and hints of anarchy(e.g. breaking a window of a cop car) but the films themselves look terrible.

Trivia
Brainy and know everything. They can name all the oscar winners and are usually very proud of it. They can do the "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" on anyone and anything(they can probably do one degree of Kevin Bacon). One thing they can't do is make films.

Hollywood
Very knowledgeable on Hollywood film set vocab. Will say things like, "hand me a c-47 so I can diff up this baby baby". Everything will look bad until there are at least 10 lights setup and at least 20 crew on set.

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